I’m sure you’ve already been invited to one those office holiday parties over the years. You know the ones – where you exchange white elephant gifts that end up making everyone laugh. Want to bring the funniest gift to your next gift exchange party? Here are my picks for some of the best white elephant gifts ever!
Best White Elephant Gifts – Office-Friendly Gag Gifts
1 – Kitty Tape Dispenser – A perfect gift for the crazy cat lady in your office.
2 – Asshole Repellent – What is Asshole Repellent? It`s a mere sassy display that displaces cause and effect over and over again.
3 – Shit I Don’t Want To Do Notebook and Pen Set – Everyone has shit they don’t want to do, so the Shit I Don’t Want to Do Notebook is a perfect gift for everyone. Jot down your honey-do list, errands, and notes and put them off in style.
4 – Shoe Tape Dispenser – Stylish designer desktop tape dispenser for the shoe lover in your office.
5 – The Official BS Button – This straight-talking BS Button allows you to call BS whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was BS!
6 – Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder – Make America’s Desks Great Again! The Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder is here to remind us sometimes politics is just a big joke.
7 – Cartoon Electric Pencil Sharpener – This cute cartoon monster electric pencil sharpener makes pencil sharpening fun!
8 – Mini Curbside Trash and Recycle Can Set – Each set includes 2 adorable mini storage containers that stand over 5-Inch tall. Complete with closeable tops, and real wheels.
Best White Elephant Gifts – Crazy Cat Lady Gifts
1 – Book “I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats”– Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats.
2 – Book “Stop Meowing and Go the F*ck to Sleep” – Yes, I’m shamelessly promoting my own book… It’s a nursery rhyme book for cats and cat ladies with a sense of humor.
3 – Cat Figure Pop-up Note Dispenser – White dispenser comes with one 3 in x 3 in pad of Pop-up Notes (Mixed case – Poppy, Limeade, Neon Orange).
4 – Book “Crafting with Cat Hair” – Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts.
5 – Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure – The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure is the perfect present for a cat-obsessed person. Comes with extra cats (of course).
6 – Cat Umbrella Dome Transparent – A wind resistant umbrella perfect for your crazy cat lady friend.
7 – Cat Butt Magnets – This magnet assortment includes 6 cat breeds identified by their sculpted characteristic butts.
8 – Cat Moodycards – Make Everyone Laugh with These Adorable and Hilarious Cats – Let The Kittys Tell Everyone How You Feel.
Best White Elephant Gifts – Funny Mugs
1 – I Do What I Want Mug – A mug that perfectly captures cats’ temperament and quirkiness.
2 – Go Away Funny Glass Coffee Mug – This mug is made out of high quality Glass and guaranteed to last.
3 – Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug – There is more to this mug than just a funny message. The image is professionally printed to ensure it will last in the microwave and dishwasher.
4 – The Original Toilet Mug – This silly toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12 -ounces of your favorite hot beverage and will make your co-workers do a double take.
5 – Have a Nice Day Coffee Mug – From the side, this coffee mug sends a cheerful message, but from the bottom it shows how you really feel!
6 – Cow Mug with Non-skid Silicone Feet – The Udderly Cow Mug is the perfect way to get your day moo-ving with a cup of coffee, tea or hot chocolate.
7 – Of Course I Talk to Myself Mug – Have a coworker or friend that is a bit crazy? This is the perfect gift for them to use in the office whenever he hears voices.
8 – Anger Management Ceramic Mug – This mug lets the world know you might flip your lid. Don’t say you didn’t warn ’em!
Best White Elephant Gifts – Funny Books for Grown-ups
1 – Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook – Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.
2 – Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life – Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to all of the assholes you encounter on a daily basis.
3 – Wet Dog – Every dog owner knows too well the fun and misery of bath time: the wriggles, the poignant looks, the playful splashes. Wet Dog, by photographer Sophie Gamand, is a stunning and touching capture of this intimate moment.
4 – Memos to Shitty People: A Delightful & Vulgar Adult Coloring Book – Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Memos to Shitty People, an adult coloring book designed for sweary relaxation.
5 – Release Your Anger: An Adult Coloring Book – This beautiful coloring book features 40 creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words.
6 – What the F* Should I Make for Dinner? – Derived from the popular website, WhatTheFuckShouldIMakeForDinner.com, this “choose your own adventure” style cookbook provides quick and easy solutions for the nightly conundrum.
7 – Grammar Book for You And I (Oops Me) – This book introduces readers anew to the eight parts of speech and common grammatical problems.
8 – Dog Shaming – Based on the web phenomenon, Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds.
Best White Elephant Gifts – Bathroom Humor
1 – Emoji Poop Pillow – Ideal for reading and watching television, great funny gift for family and friends.
2 – I Pooped Today Ceramic Coffee Mug – A funny mug that makes a great gift for coffee and tea lovers.
3 – Poop Mug – Enjoy a deliciously brewed morning cup of coffee in this 20 ounce ceramic Kovot Poop Mug.
4 – Downloading Wall Decal for WC Toilet – Light up your home and life with this peel & stick wall sticker.
5 – Spinning Hat Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll – No matter what you decide to measure you’ll be relieved at the thought that everything within reach of the toilet can now be cataloged accurately.
6 – A Sack of Shit – These 4 man-made turds (but not the way you think–these are a wood composite) vary in size from 2″ dia. to 3″ long and look real enough at first glance!
7 – Unicorn Poop Marshmallow Candy– Perfect to use for a multitude of special occasions, these Unicorn Poop Candy Fun Packs are a fun addition to your party supplies.
8 – Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups – Filled to the rim with piles of fascinating dirty fun, this illustrated kids’ book for grown-ups answers all the questions you never thought to ask.
Best White Elephant Gifts – Funny Board Games
1 – Cards Against Humanity – Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
2 – Joking Hazard – Joking Hazard is an extremely not-for-kids party game from the minds of Cyanide & Happiness, the hit webcomic.
3 – We Didn’t Playtest This at All – Between rock paper scissors battles, being eaten by a random dragon or saved by a kitten ambush, there are many hazards to avoid.
4 – Exploding Kittens: A Card Game About Kittens and Explosions and Sometimes Goats – In this highly-strategic, kitty-powered version of Russian Roulette, players draw cards until someone draws an Exploding Kitten, at which point they explode, they are dead, and they are out of the game…
5 – WTF Did You Say A Party Game – WTF Did You Say Stretches the Moral Boundary Unlike Any Other. Huge set 594 cards.
6 – What Do You Meme? Adult Party Game – Compete with your friends to create the funniest meme by pairing Caption Cards with the Photo Card in play.
7 – Disturbed Friends – A party game designed to find out how disturbed your friends are. You will be faced with horrible situations, sexual scenarios and unethical debates.
8 – Drunk Stoned or Stupid – 250 prompt cards to decide who in the group is “most likely to…”
Best White Elephant Gifts – Funny Unicorn Gifts
1 – Bag of Unicorn Farts – Often referred to as the “Caviar of Bagged Farts,” by bagged fart aficionados, unicorn farts are one of the most sought after unique gifts in the world.
2 – Canned Unicorn Meat – When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat.
3 – Unicorn Snot Glitter Gel for Face, Body and Hair – Unicorn Snot Glitter Gel shows your true colors with a lightweight sparkle.
4 – Unicorn Poop Soap – Smells exactly how you’d expect glittery unicorn poop to smell: like a joyful burst of rainbow sherbet and sunshine, with a light dusting of unicorn fart (aka glitter).
5 – Unicorn Duct Tape – It’s the perfect medium for repair, crafting, decorating and fashion projects.
6 – Unicorn Tape Dispenser – White unicorn stands up proudly on your desk with his rainbow colored mane and golden horn.
7 – Primitives by Kathy Box Sign – Primitives by Kathy box signs are made of wood with smooth sanded edges and deep sides which allow them to sit freely on a flat surface or hang on the wall.
8 – Plush Unicorn Slippers – These slippers are as cozy and warm as they are adorable and magical.
Best White Elephant Gifts – Christmas Themed Gifts
1 – You Get Sht For Christmas Funny Toilet Paper – This is Santa’s way of telling you that you were naughty and don’t get Sh*t this year.
2 – Happy Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug – This set brings the happiness and joy of Christmas to your bathrooms.
3 – Poopin’ Reindeer – Poop Happens! Holiday Reindeer Pooper dispenses piles of candy fun.
4 – Grinch Ceramic Mug – A gorgeous 18 ounce collectible dr. Seuss “the Grinch” ceramic oval mug.
5 – Blizzard Bay Llama Xmas Sweater – 100% cotton machine wash.
6 – Rudolph Print 3D Nose Pom Pom Christmas Jumper – another ugly but fun Christmas sweater.
7 – Women’s Christmas Reindeer Snowflakes Sweater – Made From 100% Pre-shrunk Cotton Vest.
8 – Cute Reindeer 3D Nose Sweater – Made of Soft Acrylic and Shining Thread.